Here are six tips to becoming a billionaire.
1. Move to another country
Making the Billionaires rich most recently are those in Russia, Turkey and India.
2. Become a childrens' entertainer.
No, not Bozo, an alcoholic, middle-aged man doing kid's parties. Get out some colourful skivvies and a few catchy tunes like the Wiggles. Try to be a one-man show though, so you don't have to split your income down to 8-figures.
3. Go into IT
Microsoft, Google, Dollars. Get it? If you are doing a PhD or thinking about a Masters in medicine, stop right now. You are smart enough to know that IT is the future, Web 3.0. Microsoft, Google. Start putting you efforts into monetizing and monopolising.
4. Monetizing and Monopolising
see number 3
5. Start Prospecting
Oil and Gold. These will always be lucrative and will only go up as the economy worsens.
6. Email marketing
There are millions of people with access to the web and email. You potentially can reach them all, and get a few-hundred dollars from each. Some will even send you money and/or their bank account details if you say your are from Nigeria and tap into their greed.
Mom Has Stacked Dinner Party Roster
8 years ago
monetizing! GOLD haha corporate buzzwords as comedy.. so natural.
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