Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Financial Crisis Puns – Just Scratching the Surfers


BILLABONG is facing its first profit downturn since listing in 2000, with a rapidly weakening US retail market forcing the world's biggest listed surfwear company to again downgrade guidance and undertake a $290 million capital raising to reduce debt.

Financial journalists have also had a difficult time inventing surf-based puns for their headlines. Here at FinanceFinancial we’ve collected a few of the best and then added some of our own.

Billabong profits dumped by global wave

US waves dump on Billabong

Dump Stocks?:Dump or be dumped

Billabong hit by a freak wave

Surprised by wave of debt

Wave goodbye to golden era

Profits go down the tube

Endless Summer, Now Winter of Discontent

Billabong barrel-rolled

2010 before Billabong gets back on board

Big Swell begins Hard Sell

Swelling debt

Profits Wipe-out

Billabong shares hit ocean floor

Board Caught Short

End of Perfect Break

Billabong faces downturn, Surfin’ USA

Surf Co. Guidance Goofy-Footed

Billabong Shares: ‘Drop-in’ price

Stocks for Surf, Bum

Billabong’s Future, In God’s Hands

Capital in pipeline, to deal with debt

Billabong’s Black Friday, looking for Big Wednesday

Billabong, Break Point?

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